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a-study-in-lobo:

sammylied:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT ITS INTENDED USE, SIR

What if you painted someone with this?

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

  #stephen fry    #my god  
empty-doodle-box:

Steve is always the first one to fall asleep. Doesn’t matter if he slept for 70 years in the ice, he still is always the first to pass out. Bucky tires easily of the social interaction. Years of being the Winter Soldier has ruined his communication skills so when he spots Steve nodding off, he curls up next to him and settles down. Tony is the first to crack jokes about the two 90 years old asleep in the corner but once the others have tucked into their own beds and sleeping bags, he manages to wriggle his way under Steve’s arms and runs a hand through Bucky’s hair before finally falling asleep last. 

empty-doodle-box:

Steve is always the first one to fall asleep. Doesn’t matter if he slept for 70 years in the ice, he still is always the first to pass out. Bucky tires easily of the social interaction. Years of being the Winter Soldier has ruined his communication skills so when he spots Steve nodding off, he curls up next to him and settles down. Tony is the first to crack jokes about the two 90 years old asleep in the corner but once the others have tucked into their own beds and sleeping bags, he manages to wriggle his way under Steve’s arms and runs a hand through Bucky’s hair before finally falling asleep last. 

  #avengers    #stony    #stucky    #marvel  

elvenroyals:

Lee Pace favourited this on Twitter

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My day is complete.

  #lee pace    #hobbit  

One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

be-silently-drawn:

oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times” but it turned out just to be this little cutie

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  #castiel    #supernatural  

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

  #jon stewart    #ferguson  

sherlockpins:

jamesmoriartay:

timelordvoldy:

seasonsofjohnlock:

jamesmoriartay:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle named so many characters James.
James was his go to name like really he named Moriarty’s brother James.
Let me rephrase that, he named James Moriarty’s brother James Moriarty.

He really gave zero fucks

In The Man With The Twisted Lip, Mary called John ‘James’. 

Are you fucking kidding me

He literally stopped giving fucks after Sherlock’s death. And a little bit before that too

  #sherlock  

If you don’t like Tupac’s “Keep Ya Head Up” I probably don’t like you

  #tupac    #music    #cate makes things    #how can you not like that song    #it's so pro women    #and pro equality    #pro feminism in general really    #and it's so inspiring    #like you feel so good hearing to keep your head up  

thevulcanshavetheimpala:

cinderelvis:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

eggzist:

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

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you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

TOO SOON

IT WAS PUBLISHED 13 YEARS AGO

  #iron man    #tony stark    #iron man 3  

tomhazeldine:

new sexuality is benedict on a motorcycle.

  #benedict cumberbatch